The Cheese
So we get to the party And I immediately start looking For the cheese I’d avoided eating all day Because I didn’t want to spend my own money on food When I knew there’d be An entire assortment of cheese Just waiting for me Now, I don’t want to sound like a snob It’s not like I was expecting Foreign delicacies or anything Cheddar is fine Gouda is fine Anything even slightly aged And I’m a happy camper I get there early Because I don’t want any of the selections To run out Before I get a chance To sample them …And there’s no cheese Oh, don’t get me wrong There’s food If you want to call it that Sandwiches Deli meats Some kind of vegetable platter But no cheese I find the hostess And I asked her When I can expect the cheese Since I’m assuming This is just some sort of Horrible oversight On her part And she tells me That they forgot to get the cheese Forgot To get The cheese I don’t eve...